"He is like a parachute slowing down that drag-racer!! Seriously, pick the kid up or buy him the candy bar he wants. I’m not sure what point you are trying to make by dragging him across the floor of a Walmart."
Manny Ramirez's twin brother.
When you got it, flaunt it!!
Who doesn't want a picture with the Easter Llama??
He's a big Daisy Duke fan. (He must work out.)
I hear you can get a great deal on these kind of skirts. Hundreds of them for just a few bucks!
Meet Al Bundy's sister.
"It’s like a garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs."
It's never hot enough to wear that out in public sweetie.
She's here asking if there are any more shampoos/conditioners in the back.
"This guy looks like he just had sex with a rainbow inside a bag of Skittles."