Recently I was bathing Jackson and apparently he was not in the mood to be bathed. Here's our conversation:
Jackson: "Daddy, can you not use soap to wash me. I don't want you to use soap."
Me: "Sorry, I'm using soap."
Jackson: (huffs) "This is ridiculous!"
Me: (trying not to laugh) "What's ridiculous?"
Jackson: "THIS BATH!"
Happy birthday son!