Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Get Off the Phone!!

Possible scenario for what happened at a Yankee game.  See video at the end.

Joe:  I'm so excited to go to my first Yankee game at the new stadium.  I have great seats, first row, by the right field foul pole.  Should be a fun time.

John: "Sorry babe, long day at the office, won't be able to get home tonight until late.  You know how Mr. Lumbergh makes me make sure my TPS reports are spot on.  I'll try to get home as soon as I can.  Love ya!"

Joe: Just my luck, I get stuck next to Chatty Kathy.  I wish his cell phone would magically blowup. 

John: "Dude, I'm at the Yankee game, front the right field foul pole."

Joe: What are the chances that this guy gets crapped on by a bird?  Gosh, this guy WON'T SHUT UP!!!

John: "Yeah, told Mary Beth that I'm at the office. (chuckles) Hope this game doesn't go into extras.  This stadium is AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"

Joe: There is a God.

 Check out the video (only about 30 seconds long.)

Friday, June 4, 2010

Lord of the Flies

So we have been getting more flies in our house of late, and I am getting more proficient at killing the little buggers.  Most of them have been rather large.  So to make sure that I kill them, I smash them with a piece of paper, tissue or something like that (I've had a few fly away after I hit them.) 

Well the bad part about smashing them is finding out that the fly is a female.  Once today and once yesterday I found out the gross, but interesting way...maggots come out!!!
After googling for a picture of baby maggots, I didn't find anything that gave a good picture of what it looks like...which is probably a good thing.  FYI:  If you need to throw up, but can't make yourself do it, just google fly maggots.  I almost hurled a few times.

Let's just say that when you squish the fly and the guts come out, you can tell it's a mom when the guts start crawling around.
If you we're curious about how baby flies are made...this should explain.